I have noticed one thing about racists. They don’t like being called racist. I am not a racist, they say, but… But what? But you just don’t like foreigners? You are not a racist, but you think it was just a tad annoying that the bus driver spoke Arabic to a passenger, a guy he obviously knew, instead of speaking your language? Let me tell you one thing. I am totally fed up with people that are not racist. It’s just so politically correct – not being a racist, just as politically correct as it has become to hate foreigners.
While some racists dream off being seen as liberals, however, some liberals seem to long for being racist. It’s probably good for the popularity of their weblogs or something. Hans Rustad, editor of the Norwegian web newspaper document.no, according to its front page a web site standing up for liberal values, wrote an article hailing Oriana Fallaci, quoting Pink Floyd while he was at it – «Oriana: Shine on you crazy diamond»(1)
It’s not easy. It is difficult to find words. It’s about courage. Oriana Fallaci is courageous. She is ill, I think I can notice that. That makes her bite like an animal sometimes. But her spirit is winning. Her courage and loyalty. Towards Europe, towards the European culture.
Let us sum up some of the things Oriana Fallaci was saying in her «Force of Reason», shall we?
Thing #1: Muslims breed like rats
It’s just too juicy to leave out. Oriana Fallaci said Muslims are «breeding like rats». It’s on page 53 of the Norwegian edition. I’m sure you can find it if you look for it, even if you don’t happen to speak – or read – my language. If you can’t: well, screw you, foreign bastard!
I have to give Hans Rustad right, though. From a cynical point of view, I guess one could say that things like this is all about being loyal to European culture. The English novelist Charles Kingsley, for instance, wrote the following illuminating passage in a letter to his wife:
I am haunted by the human chimpanzees I saw… I don’t believe they are our fault. . . . But to see white chimpanzees is dreadful; if they were black, one would not feel it so much. (2)
He spoke – as I believe should be obvious to everyone – of the Irish. It’s a long-term hobby for Europeans to speak off people of other ethnicities or religious beliefs as if they were animals of one kind or the other. It’s all part of our heritage, and the ones you should really feel sorry for are probably the chimpanzees.
There are of course those that will say: «But it’s true! They do breed like rats!». Fallaci herself tells us this nice little anecdote of a man she knows about. She does not really know how many wives and children he has, she says. That’s her proof. Now, I could compare this with some nasty literary works in European history, but then – we who dare to criticize Fallaci are often lashed out at because we “do not give any arguments”, “do not take her seriously” or whatever. That’s why I decided to fact-check Oriana Fallacis claim. Here we go.
Rats:
I don’t know squat about rodents. I did however find this very informative Internet site (3) called «Breeding mice and rats», where I read:
We keep a ratio of one male to four females in our boxes. The males are left in the boxes with the females and their litters all the time. The males will help tend the litter (4). Once the male has done his duty with the female, about 21 days later after looking like a furry ping-pong ball you’ll have pinkies. Our average litter size is about 15 pinkies, some of our females continously have 20 in a litter.
Reading this, I got really scared. Muslims have 15 children in average, per litter? And their children are all pinkies? Gee. We’re in deep shit. Then I remembered that this web site wasn’t about Muslims, it was about rats. And mice. So I decided to fact-check the Muslim part too.
Muslims:
In his book «Apres l’Empire. Essai sur la decomposition du systeme americain» the French demographer Emmanuell Todd shows that the birth rate is falling rapidly in most of the Muslim world. There’s simply a demographic revolution going on (5). But of course, Todd is critical towards the Americans and he is French, so he can’t really be trusted. That’s why I checked with the CIA. Here’s the number for total fertility rate – average number of children per woman – in some Muslim countries, taken straight out of their World Factbook:
Tunisia, 1.74; Iran, 1.8; Algeria, 1.89; Turkey, 1.92; Egypt, 2.83; Syria, 3.4; Saudi-Arabia, 4; Iraq, 4.18
Here’s the numbers for some non-Muslim countries: Belgium, 1.64; Norway, 1.78; United States of America, 2.09; Nepal, 4.1
and last but (not) least
Kiribati, 4.16
Of course some might say that Muslim women in Western countries have a higher fertility rate. They are partly right, a report from the French INSEE (Institute National de la Statistique et des etudes Economique) (6), shows that immigrant women of African heritage had around 4 children in average, Tunisians, Turks and Moroccans about 3.3, Algerians 3.2, South East Asians about 2.8 and Portuguese about 2. The report also shows that the number was dropping from 1990 to 1999. Except for the Portuguese, that is.
I tell you, those Portuguese are breeding like rats!
Thing #2: I am a martyr. Everyone who does not agree with me are evil! Evil, I say!
You don’t have to read much of Oriana Fallaci’s book to realize that she was a hero, a Mastro Cecco of our time telling stupid people that the world is round. And around her are heaps and heaps of evil people. The Inquisition were out for Oriana, the modern Inquisition, made up of people dressed in chadors, and pacifists too!
Gee, if I had a bunch of chador-clad pacifists after me, I really would not know what to do.
I’d probably start yelling at everyone, telling them that they are not only grasshoppers – little crunchy insects that taste like peanuts – but also fifth columnists and traitors. Yeah, that sounds cool. Hey you, traitor of Europe! Look at me! I am the one speaking the Truth, I am the one with the Force of Reason! After stating these obvious things, I would continue by putting forth my personal conspiracy theory, and I would include Swiss lawmakers, the European Union, some literary conferences, the Vatican and… hmmm… let’s think – the Illuminati. The Illuminati were always my favourites.
In fact Fallaci did include all of these people when she wrote about the conspiracy to turn Europe into Eurabia, an Islamic province, all of them except the Illuminati, that is. That really ruined her book for me. You can’t even trust conspiracy nuts these days.
There’s another problem with the whole «I am a martyr, poor me!» hypotesis, though. Fallaci said that it is seen as good to paint swastikas on the American flag, and to call Americans murderers and enemies of human kind. «If you do the same thing with Islam, you end up in jail». But Oriana Fallaci was never jailed. She was selling books like crazy, and she was being hailed in the pages of the New York Post, as she gladly pointed out herself. On the cover of the Norwegian translation of Force of Reason, the book was described as a «sharp analysis». So much for some dry academic guy looking into what challenges Europe face as a result of its demographic development (yawn!).
What we need, folks, is a good ol’ conspiracy theory and some nice black-and-white thinking. That will really help. And if it doesn’t, well, at least it’s yet another thing Europeans have good traditions for, isn’t it, Hans?
Thing #3: George Habash is Muslims are bad!
The third and last point on my list is what Fallaci’s book is really all about. Bad Muslims. They are everywhere in her book, there’s just getting more and more of them, and they seem to be much more numerous than they are even when they aren’t that numerous (7). Europe is an Islamic colony. Troy is burning. And there’s only one Islam, «a pool of water that never moves», a quagmire that «loves Death» and «hates Life».
Before she became an Islamophobe prophet, Oriana Fallaci was a journalist. Possibly, this is the reason she knew that she needed some examples to demonstrate this utter evil. There aren’t too many peaceful sufi sheikhs amongst them. Not too many social workers, either. But there is this Palestinian guy called George Habash, who’s even a terrorist and who apparently was quite an eye-opener for Fallaci, because he told her that the Arabs are to «advance step by step. Millimeter by millimeter. Year after year. Decade after decade. Determined, stubborn, patient. This is our strategy. A strategy that we shall expand throughout the whole planet». As Brendan Bernhard writes in the LA Weekly (8)
Fallaci thought he was referring simply to terrorism. Only later did she realize that he “also meant the cultural war, the demographic war, the religious war waged by stealing a country from its citizens … In short, the war waged through immigration, fertility, presumed pluriculturalism.
For Fallaci the statement of George Habash proved that the Muslims have been planning to take Europe over all along. There’s only one tiny little odd thing about it. George Habash is of Christian,Greek-Orthodox background. And his Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine is not a religious group. It’s Marxist-Leninist. An American journalist, John Cooley, also met up with Habash and was told that the Arab defeat by Israel demonstrated the strenght of «the scientific society of Israel [...] against our own backwardness in the Arab world. This called for the total rebuilding of Arab society into a twentieth century society» (9), «We held the Guevara view of the revolutionary human being, a new breed of man had to emerge, among the Arabs as everywhere else».
I have studied Islam. I am baffled by Oriana’s need to identify Habash with the Muslims – there should be plenty of real-world, bad-ass Muslims out there who are not Marxists of Christian background! Please!
Here’s the letter I had planned to send Oriana Fallaci:
Dear Oriana,
I don’t know what kind of stuff you have been smoking. I sure wouldn’t dare to try any of it, because that must be freaky shit. However, I have a couple of friends who probably wouldn’t mind some experimenting (they are musicians), so please do get in touch.
In the meantime I’ll try to figure out why you pick out holocaust revisionists, of all people, when you want to give examples of how terrible the Swiss anti-racism legislation really is, and why you never say that that’s what they are, but just leave an ambiguous statement about how people are not allowed to tell another version of history than the official one. It’s not like you have problems with namecalling, after all.
Kind regards,
Øyvind Strømmen
5th Column, Army of the North
I am sad to say I never got the chance to send the letter. Oriana Fallaci passed away in September 2006. Somehow, I feel convinced that I can find some other adressee, though.
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Footnotes:
1 Oriana: Shine on you crazy diamond!, document.no, 23.01.2005
2 L.P. Curtis, «Anglo-Saxons and Celts», p.84. Quoted here and other places.
3 http://www.geocities.com/happyherps/rodent_breeding.html
4 Huh? I though they were out drinking mint tea and smoking water pipe with their buddies?
5 Emmanuell Todd, «Apres l’Empire», 2002
6 See: http://www.insee.fr/fr/ffc/docs_ffc/IP898.pdf
7 In 2004, Malta had 3.000 Muslims, according to an article – «Lifting the veil» in Malta Today 26. September that year. According to Fallaci, Muslims constitute 13% of the country’s population. Malta has around 400.000 inhabitants. Mathematics was never my strongest subject in school. Can somebody please explain this one to me?
8 «The Fallaci Code», LA Weekly, March 15, 2006
9«Green March, Black September: The Story of the Palestinian Arabs». John K. Cooley, 1973, p. 135